Immortal Matchmakers, Inc Review

Come in friends, sit down and put up your drinks. Can I offer you some ice water? I know it’s cold outside but the book I’m going to tell you about will get you Hot, Hot, Hot!

This is a book I couldn’t put down, not even to eat lunch! Thank goodness Kindle’s can be cleaned relatively easily. Anyway, let me introduce you to Andrus and Sadie from Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.

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SEVEN DAYS TO GO FROM LETHAL IMMORTAL ASSASSIN TO PRINCE CHARMING. DOES HE STAND A CHANCE?

Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman’s dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no apologies for it. Behaving nicely hasn’t made him the deadly assassin he is today. But is that really the reason he’s still single?

The Goddess Cimil—owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.—thinks yes. So when she foresees a mate in Andrus’s near future, she’s determined to make the match happen. That means hiring aspiring actress Sadie Townsend to help the barbarian “act” a little more civilized.

But are seven days really enough? And why does he suddenly have the urge to throw away an eternity of love for just one night with Sadie?

My thoughts:

I absolutely loved this book! It was sexy and funny and had just enough suspense to keep me interested! We start the book with a foul mouthed God of Temptation and the fun goes up from there!

We meet Andrus who is a tall, smoldering, arrogant, SEXY, demigod. He hides his heart of a gold with an arrogant asshole exterior that makes you want to kiss him, hit him and then kiss him again. He has 8 days till he is to be introduced to his fated mate, and he is a little rusty on his charms. Besides, his first mating didn’t turn out too well, why change for this second chance?

and then we meet Sadie who is a curvy, independent and spunky aspiring actress who is down on her luck. She has 2 weeks before being evicted from her apartment and she is offered 100k to teach an “actor” to behave like Prince Charming. She is down for the challenge…. she thinks.

This starts off a battle of wills that will make you fan your face and laugh out loud! The plot thickens when Andrus discovers that something is stalking and attacking Sadie, she wakes up with no memory and scratches covering her body. Andrus decides to protect her while he tracks the evil and a friendship, and something more begins to spread from there!

Add in a stable of kooky, hilarious side characters- a Goddess of Destruction who can’t decide if she wants to end the world of save it? check! an invisible evil unicorn? that too! and a God of Temptation more turned on by an innocent in granny panties than a babydoll? he’s here too!

And the romance is HOT! Like, panty melting, curl your toes, put down your tea, hot.

All told, I’d give this book 5 stars without hesitation and I recommend it to anyone who loves a lighthearted paranormal romance!

Top quotes:

And he definitely made her womanly bits perk up their little ears like a pack of tiny crotch wolves who scented something delicious in the air.

-Sadie

“I know everything. Except the things I don’t know, but since I don’t know them, then I know everything as far I’m concerned.

-Cimil

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